LABOUR DAY
Do you know labour day came around? Do you know what it is?
Well, I don't, but I know how it came around. Obvoiusly, the students revolted and went on not strike, but strep. So they decided to make it a holiday, in order to encourage others to right.
But you are probably not asking yourself how Labour day came around. You are probably asking yourself " this guy does know its spelled Labor day, right?".
Well for your information I do, you presuming, blundering fool. I was spelling it that way in honor of the famous Australian crocodile documenter,....er...
No, I didnt forget his name. I just dont feel like telling it to you. But anyway, I could sense the world would never be the same, and felt compelled to spell it in British English. I bet you haven't been as considerate as I have in your spelling today, have you?