Teffilin

Is that how you spell it? Well, anyway, I put on teffilin today. By the begining of shacaris, the circulation to my laft arm and hand had been cut off. At the end, they were both white and freezing. It was pretty painful. But they're probably going to be looser next time, though.
Its scary, thinking that I only have one month left to my Bar Mitzvah. It's even scarier that all my last posts haven't been able to top 3 paragraphs. Why can't I make a post that doesn't use up the idea in the first paragraph?
So I'm going to make this one four paragraphs, just to break the streak. Also, it will look very intimidating, when you log on and its like, a column of words descending to the bottom of the screen and you'll be like, woah, this post is very intimidating.
My sister could give this post five words: dead air, um, dead air. Its true. I probably won't make this paragraph very interesting. Better move on to the next one.
Wait! thats four!

Just thinking...

The Shire is actually a real nice peice of real estate.

The Weed Lord

I can't offer a link to my bro Rafiki's blog, but face it, all of you already know how to get there. I've got an ongoing career as the Weed Lord (where did that title COME from?) in Rafiki's movies. You probably couldn't tell with me wearing the coat and hat and glasses and all. It has earned much fame and brought to the world renowned staus I now hold today. The best part was, I got to pull my sisters hat down. I've always wanted to do that. It was so much fun!

The Weed Lord

I can't offer a link to my bro Rafiki's blog, but face it, all of you already know how to get there. I've got an ongoing career as the Weed Lord (where did that title COME from?) in Rafiki's movies. You probably couldn't tell with me wearing the coat and hat and glasses and all. It has earned much fame and brought to the world renowned staus I now hold today. The best part was, I got to pull my sisters hat down. I've always wanted to do that. It was so much fun!

Classroom Facisim

We were learning history a little while ago. We, of course, learning about Native Americans, as we have for the past five years, and after five years we were bored sick of it. So, someone proposed that we take a vote who wants to learn about Native Americans or the founding fathers. Our history teacher said NO. We went on to protest that his decision was unconstitutional, and that his decision to not learn about founding fathers in the first place was also unconstitutional. Our teacher declared," School is not a democracy. It is a dictatorship. And anyone who steps out of line will be punished."