PT: Hey Curly, know who's boots these used to be?
Me: Iguana's.
PT: Yeah, but before then. Y'know, Fudge!
Me: No they weren't.
PT: Y'know how I know? Here, Curly, I will tell you. Iguana showed me a picture of her when she was my age, and she was wearing my dress! And I said 'Iguana that's my dress and she said ' No PT I gave that dress to you.' And you know who gave it to her? Fudge. And thats how I know.
Me: No, Iguana bought(ten) them.
PT: She did!?
Me: Yes she did.
PT: Boy, thats got to be embarresing.
Me: Embarresing? Why?
PT: Um, I mean frustrating.
Me: Why?
PT: Cuz I was thinking that when I grow up I would get to walk around in cool boots and walk around and jump and run and draw and call you to breakfest and shout in your ear like I am right now and sit down and eat um, toasted, um spahgetti! And drive a car and an airplane and boy, is this weird.
Me: Yeah, I know.
PT: Cmon, lets go meet my friends.
Me: Right.
PT then takes me over to her stuffed animal collection and say," OK guys, remember my brother Curly? Y'know, the OTHER one that I kept telling you about? Um, ok um... Curly?
Me: Yes?
PT: I dont think they like you.
Me: oh.
PT: Run really fast.
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little kids are the funniest, but i don't get what she was saying at all.
I dont either. I was hoping SOMEBODY would.
sorry, can't help you either
'think not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you.
yes, that is rather random.
isn't it obvious, communist fool? she was talking about your duty as a soldier.
But-no. Just, never mind. Go away.
I just don't know where to start.
I don't think that was very patriotic. "what your country can do for you"
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