Thursday, August 31, 2006
Y'know, I was looking at the world map today in class, and I noticed that they had put Australia in green. So I sarcasticaly asked my teacher," Sir, look! They put Australia in green!"
He did not immeidietly recongnize the crisis. " So?" he said, " why's that matter?"
" Well sir, I thought Australia was red."
" Yeah, it is." he seemed not to really care.
" Then why is it green!?" I demanded.
" Well, its probably... um...like....wait, whats this have to do with math?"
" are you telling me that you see an error in this classroom and dont care? Do you not beleive in truth and justice?!"
He decided to stop right there without answering my accusation. Instead, he went on about the Big Plan to finish math today (at least thats how it sounded). However, our next teacher walked in minutes later, before we had a chance to finish. So she waited on the side for us to wrap up. I took that chance to ask her," sir, have you ever noticed that Australia is green on the map?"
"Sir?" She responded.
" I mean, isn't it red?"
Now this teacher has peculiar accent, becuase she was born in Texas but has been teaching in Canada for the past eight years. So she drawled" well, son, I think its mohre to do with our atitoode toowahds Austraaliya. When its green, it meens theha aw friends."
I decided to stop there, mostly becuase it would take a couple of minutes to seperate words from accent. I never got a chance to ask her again. Besides, I realized the whole map was contreversal. Russia in red? South Africa in purple? I dont know about the mapmakers, but I'm content stepping outside and seeing green grass, not orange. So whats up with that?
He did not immeidietly recongnize the crisis. " So?" he said, " why's that matter?"
" Well sir, I thought Australia was red."
" Yeah, it is." he seemed not to really care.
" Then why is it green!?" I demanded.
" Well, its probably... um...like....wait, whats this have to do with math?"
" are you telling me that you see an error in this classroom and dont care? Do you not beleive in truth and justice?!"
He decided to stop right there without answering my accusation. Instead, he went on about the Big Plan to finish math today (at least thats how it sounded). However, our next teacher walked in minutes later, before we had a chance to finish. So she waited on the side for us to wrap up. I took that chance to ask her," sir, have you ever noticed that Australia is green on the map?"
"Sir?" She responded.
" I mean, isn't it red?"
Now this teacher has peculiar accent, becuase she was born in Texas but has been teaching in Canada for the past eight years. So she drawled" well, son, I think its mohre to do with our atitoode toowahds Austraaliya. When its green, it meens theha aw friends."
I decided to stop there, mostly becuase it would take a couple of minutes to seperate words from accent. I never got a chance to ask her again. Besides, I realized the whole map was contreversal. Russia in red? South Africa in purple? I dont know about the mapmakers, but I'm content stepping outside and seeing green grass, not orange. So whats up with that?
Y'know, I was looking at the world map today in class, and I noticed that they had put Australia in green. So I sarcasticaly asked my teacher," Sir, look! They put Australia in green!"
He did not immeidietly recongnize the crisis. " So?" he said, " why's that matter?"
" Well sir, I thought Australia was red."
" Yeah, it is." he seemed not to really care.
" Then why is it green!?" I demanded.
" Well, its probably... um...like....wait, whats this have to do with math?"
" are you telling me that you see an error in this classroom and dont care? Do you not beleive in truth and justice?!"
He decided to stop right there without answering my accusation. Instead, he went on about the Big Plan to finish math today (at least thats how it sounded). However, our next teacher walked in minutes later, before we had a chance to finish. So she waited on the side for us to wrap up. I took that chance to ask her," sir, have you ever noticed that Australia is green on the map?"
"Sir?" She responded.
" I mean, isn't it red?"
Now this teacher has peculiar accent, becuase she was born in Texas but has been teaching in Canada for the past eight years. So she drawled" well, son, I think its mohre to do with our atitoode toowahds Austraaliya. When its green, it meens theha aw friends."
I decided to stop there, mostly becuase it would take a couple of minutes to seperate words from accent. I never got a chance to ask her again. Besides, I realized the whole map was contreversal. Russia in red? South Africa in purple? I dont know about the mapmakers, but I'm content stepping outside and seeing green grass, not orange. So whats up with that?
He did not immeidietly recongnize the crisis. " So?" he said, " why's that matter?"
" Well sir, I thought Australia was red."
" Yeah, it is." he seemed not to really care.
" Then why is it green!?" I demanded.
" Well, its probably... um...like....wait, whats this have to do with math?"
" are you telling me that you see an error in this classroom and dont care? Do you not beleive in truth and justice?!"
He decided to stop right there without answering my accusation. Instead, he went on about the Big Plan to finish math today (at least thats how it sounded). However, our next teacher walked in minutes later, before we had a chance to finish. So she waited on the side for us to wrap up. I took that chance to ask her," sir, have you ever noticed that Australia is green on the map?"
"Sir?" She responded.
" I mean, isn't it red?"
Now this teacher has peculiar accent, becuase she was born in Texas but has been teaching in Canada for the past eight years. So she drawled" well, son, I think its mohre to do with our atitoode toowahds Austraaliya. When its green, it meens theha aw friends."
I decided to stop there, mostly becuase it would take a couple of minutes to seperate words from accent. I never got a chance to ask her again. Besides, I realized the whole map was contreversal. Russia in red? South Africa in purple? I dont know about the mapmakers, but I'm content stepping outside and seeing green grass, not orange. So whats up with that?
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Today was the first day of school. It was about all it was cooked up to be: tragic. Well, on the bright side, its one day down, 280 to go. sigh. And my brothers said they were looking forward to school.
And apparently I have the same math teacher as 30cal: Mr. ()enkins. Mr. ()enkins refers to himself in the 3rd person, so it was kind of funny to hear him talk about the rules and other stuff. Hes pretty clueless too, since the first thing he did was contradict our last teacher. Yes, its definetly going to be an interesting school year.
Moving on to other things, Im aware that although I am trying to be funny, most of you are probably vomiting in disgust and saying unpleaseant things about this blog. I just want to say that you may do so if you wish. I understand perfectly.
And apparently I have the same math teacher as 30cal: Mr. ()enkins. Mr. ()enkins refers to himself in the 3rd person, so it was kind of funny to hear him talk about the rules and other stuff. Hes pretty clueless too, since the first thing he did was contradict our last teacher. Yes, its definetly going to be an interesting school year.
Moving on to other things, Im aware that although I am trying to be funny, most of you are probably vomiting in disgust and saying unpleaseant things about this blog. I just want to say that you may do so if you wish. I understand perfectly.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Well, I finally went and got a blog. Now I can sit here and reap in the benifits of having hundreds of veiwers. In fact, I feel like I could sit here and reap all day. But then I'd have nothing to blog about, so for your sake I won't.
Unfortunatly, I dont have anything to blog about anyway. Ever since Fudge, 30cal and Rafiki moved out, nothing has really happened around here. So me, ever the genius, decided I just had to start a blog to report all the excitement. Even now, a dense cloud of anxiety fogs the enviorment as everbody tensly awaits the start of the school year. I can just feel the excitement in the air.
However, aside from metaphors, nothing has changed since the first paragraph. Ugh. Im too anxious to type. I simply must sit here and witness the dense downcast of dread.
Unfortunatly, I dont have anything to blog about anyway. Ever since Fudge, 30cal and Rafiki moved out, nothing has really happened around here. So me, ever the genius, decided I just had to start a blog to report all the excitement. Even now, a dense cloud of anxiety fogs the enviorment as everbody tensly awaits the start of the school year. I can just feel the excitement in the air.
However, aside from metaphors, nothing has changed since the first paragraph. Ugh. Im too anxious to type. I simply must sit here and witness the dense downcast of dread.
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