i just read fudge's blog. She was saying how anxious she was because she didn't know what she was going to do with her life. And then in her comments, she got...
sympathy?
people with the same problem??
i have decided it is high time i share my knowledge with you people before even more of you decide you dont know what to do with your life. Listen up, fudge.
LIVING LIFE
living life is easy! As long as you dont think about it, all you have to do is follow my simple instructions to be happy forever! and it wouldn't hurt to pay me either!
step 1.
drop whatever you're doing right now and
well well well. you're still here aren't you? I think we lost all the stupid people on the first line.
anyway, go to the nearest technology place you can find and ask to see the spider exhibit.
step 2.
wait for the the radioactive one to break free from its cage and then quickly thrust out your hand. If you have any luck (so Fudge might need help) you'll get bitten. this is where the fun begins.
step 3.
fall into a deep deep sleep (on the floor if you like) which should be filled with visions of DNA strands being changed. red and blue should be the predominant colors in the dream.
step 4.
get a freind to wake you up.
step 5.
now your transformation should be complete. check out your web shooting abilites and your newfound wall climbing expertise. When you have become a master of your new spider powers, move to seattle.
step 6.
when the army of spidermen is assembled in seattle, move to Milwaukee and await my orders.
okay?
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ANOTHER WAY TO LIVE LIFE:
1 Set your alarm clock to 8:15 and then run to school before you get detention.
2 Look in the alley way next to your house. You will find a black-cat being tormented by little boys.
3 scold the boys, and then peel the band-aid off the cat's head to reveal a crescent moon
4 After school, go home and wait in your bedroom until the black cat shows up
5 the cat will give you a magical locket. Once you have it, shout "Moon prism power!" and go fight crime!!!
Now THAT'S how to live life!
Woah. Jinx. We have to spot posting at the same time Shua. You posted this october 6, and I'm commenting OCT 6.
WEIRD!
hmm. insightful and substantive. yet, yonina's roller-skating-mailman plan has a certain charm this lacks. c +.
iguana- think about something else. ANYTHING else. Please...just something...
shua- i don't know about this. my freinds have a hard time waking me up. Besides, I'd rather start my own science company and get performance enhancers instead. I think I have the talk to myself in the mirror part down pretty good already...
iguana- OR you could rule the world.
Fudge- well blah.
rafiki- haven't you ever had a dream?
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