Dillusional

PT: Hey Curly, know who's boots these used to be?
Me: Iguana's.
PT: Yeah, but before then. Y'know, Fudge!
Me: No they weren't.
PT: Y'know how I know? Here, Curly, I will tell you. Iguana showed me a picture of her when she was my age, and she was wearing my dress! And I said 'Iguana that's my dress and she said ' No PT I gave that dress to you.' And you know who gave it to her? Fudge. And thats how I know.
Me: No, Iguana bought(ten) them.
PT: She did!?
Me: Yes she did.
PT: Boy, thats got to be embarresing.
Me: Embarresing? Why?
PT: Um, I mean frustrating.
Me: Why?
PT: Cuz I was thinking that when I grow up I would get to walk around in cool boots and walk around and jump and run and draw and call you to breakfest and shout in your ear like I am right now and sit down and eat um, toasted, um spahgetti! And drive a car and an airplane and boy, is this weird.
Me: Yeah, I know.
PT: Cmon, lets go meet my friends.
Me: Right.
PT then takes me over to her stuffed animal collection and say," OK guys, remember my brother Curly? Y'know, the OTHER one that I kept telling you about? Um, ok um... Curly?
Me: Yes?
PT: I dont think they like you.
Me: oh.
PT: Run really fast.

Frozen Custard Butterburgers

What are they? What kind of sick, twisted mind thought them up? And does he wear crocks?
I'm going to start off with those questions. The answer to the first question is the easiest. What are they? They are carefully laided out veggie burgers coated in melt-in-your-mouth butter and filled with a scrumptios custard suprise!
Who thought of them? If you thought it was from Rafiki,er...take a bow, or pat yourself on the back or shout or something. Yes, that baboon first imagine the product we love. And does he wear crocks?

Maybe.

If I were plankton...

I'd get eaten. Either the whales or the fish or whatever would eat me. Between the 2 of them-not counting the 'whatever'- I'd be eaten at some point in my life, though it would probably be at the end. Either that or I'd drown.
So why am I mentioning this? Becuase if you saw a guy dressed as a plankton on Halloween this year, would that be beneficial to him? Or would it just mean you got his costume wrong? And can I continue my streak of 3 questions in row?
Well, barring the last question, this really brings out a moral debate. Is this a form of protest? Is he trying to save the plankton? Or is it just a scheme to get more candy?
But maybe this is just the begining of an educational future halloween. Maybe someday parents will incorporate learning into the day. Maybe someday children will roam the streets dressed as fruits and vegetables and deep sea fungus and Native Americans and famous authors and other educational stuff.
At least, thats we spend time doing at my school, anyway.