Questioning

My principle is not a very lenient guy. So whenever school property is vandalized or whatever, he takes any means neccasary to find out the culprit.
The first step was 'Pesach cleaning'. That's how he explained what he was doing when I went down to my locker and found him seaching through my backpack and pockets.
The next step was getting the students to find out for him. He tried asking a student to ask his prime suspect if he did it. It didn't work out, though, cuz the guy wasn't supposed to say that the principle sent him.
Then he put tons of tough and outragous rules on us, and offered to lift them if we turned the guy in. But no one knew who had done it.
The last thing he did, was he started, one by one, taking students away for 'questioning', or more likely interrogation. He just asks, can I borrow fhgiwagads for a second?, and then he brings the guy back an hour or two later. I myself haven't been questioned yet, but I hear it is really not fun.

This would almost be funny if it weren't true.