The Evil Lair

My sister Iguana recorded this from a Japanese translated game:
EVIL MINION: They've invaded the base!
EVIL EMPEROR: Very well. Activate the Interior Infrastructre Automated Tactical Defense Stratigical System!
EVIL MINION: What?
EVIL EMPEROR: I said get ready to launch! Do you have a problem?
EVIL MINION: But that's still being tested! It could blow up the base!
EVIL EMPEROR: I dont care!
EVIL MINION: Aaaah.